Why do you have to be the way you are?? Why does it have to be completely impossible to have a real relationship with you, when I want you so bad that just looking at pictures of you makes my vagina cry a little? You're distracting me from the nice boy that respects me and actually wants a relationship. Stop making it so hard for me to forget about your beautiful, large penis and the way you smell in the morning. Gahh get out of my head! Can I just take your pheromones and your penis and transfer them to my nice boy??