tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1958024214356158449.post970773871609860925..comments2023-07-04T06:35:43.547-05:00Comments on Dear Life,: Dear On/Off F-Buddy,Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1958024214356158449.post-36450518257598052212010-11-04T14:17:50.065-05:002010-11-04T14:17:50.065-05:00Naw, I'm still a bitch. But the gazelle has to...Naw, I'm still a bitch. But the gazelle has to recognize that running from the lion is the only way out. <br /><br />I mean, if you turn to fight the lion, she's not even going to do you the courtesy of dousing your ass with hot sauce before she starts chomping.<br /><br />Nice boy is the boy Irma thinks she SHOULD want - but she really just wants douchlorde to be less douchelordy so that she feels less empty post-coitus with Mr. F-Buddy.<br /><br />As a nice boy, I have to admit being recognized as a nice boy is death. It's emotionally draining and sexually frustrated. If you do get some, it's the hand-me-down, "wish you were him" variety. Eff that. Even worse, tho, is being pegged as emotional support without ass-tap privileges.<br /><br />Nice boy is going to do all the supporting while douchelord does all the pipelaying. That's a sell order in the stock-market of bunnies, hands down.<br /><br />-TAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1958024214356158449.post-26955475981404642292010-11-03T21:52:18.922-05:002010-11-03T21:52:18.922-05:00dearest T,
you seemed to have evolved since the l...dearest T,<br /><br />you seemed to have evolved since the last dear life posts... are you no longer one of the nice guys? i thought i remembered that about you.<br /><br />-cchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07143333140222606344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1958024214356158449.post-55889602583736564932010-11-03T13:26:42.277-05:002010-11-03T13:26:42.277-05:00Dear Nice Boy:
You're still fucked. You'r...Dear Nice Boy:<br /><br />You're still fucked. You're gonna get taken for granted and shit on. Cut bait and sail on. No matter how much training you undergo, if she's gagging for you to rotate her tires like somebody else does, you're done, done and done.<br /><br />-T<br /><br />Oh, and p.s. "nice" = "bitch." When you do sail on, stop being a bitch, nice boy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1958024214356158449.post-9602646311310285052010-11-03T00:07:06.741-05:002010-11-03T00:07:06.741-05:00nah. you got this. it's easy to teach a nice g...nah. you got this. it's easy to teach a nice guy to be less nice. much harder to teach a douchelord to be less douchelordy. :)chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07143333140222606344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1958024214356158449.post-55937582766097163952010-11-02T21:54:40.823-05:002010-11-02T21:54:40.823-05:00Ha thanks, T. But until the nice boy who respects...Ha thanks, T. But until the nice boy who respects me starts getting a LITTLE less respectful, I don't see how I can say no! :(Irmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1958024214356158449.post-75897606830158136902010-11-02T13:07:36.108-05:002010-11-02T13:07:36.108-05:00Dear Nice Boy:
You're screwed, dude. Dump and...Dear Nice Boy:<br /><br />You're screwed, dude. Dump and run, muthafucka...dump and run.<br /><br />Luv,<br />-TAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com