Dear Vagina,

I am not liking the amount of control you seem to have over my life.  I thought we'd talked about this... just because a guy makes you tingle, doesn't mean he's good for us!  In fact, you only seem to "tingle" with the guys who are terrible for us!  Can't you work with me here? Just throw me a bone (heh) and for once, just turn a blind eye. Don't make me start banging some new guy who may or may not be a convicted felon drug dealer with no serious plans for the future or desire for a serious, long term relationship.  Please, vagina... don't do this. :(

Irma

6 comments:

-c said...

why are you me? in the past week i've slept with a friend's friend who is in an "open relationship" and one of my teachers. both hot, both absolutely never going to happen. oy vey. good luck and keep posting- i love reading them! oh and when you get sick of the heroin addicts, send them my way. ;)

Vanessamus Prime said...

Ha! Oh god. First time coming across your blog. Love!

Heather said...

I - LOVE - YOUR - BLOG

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Anonymous said...

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ScorpE said...

that was interesting to read and also strange to read