Dear Spence from Da Hills:
You are clearly too pretty to be straight. Stop playing Heidi (aka your beard) and come out already.
Let's get fake engaged,
B
Showing posts with label The Hills. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Hills. Show all posts
Dear Heidi Montag,
Why are you such a bitch to LC? All she did was comment that you did not call her after the sex tape scandal. Did you really have to tell US Weekly that you were recovering from your plastic surgery? Now instead of looking for evidence of an LC/Jason sex tape online, I find myself looking for pics of the new you. Boobs and nose? Were you afraid that we would not notice? Way to try to get yourself back on the C List.
Now on to your “boy”friend Spencer. He sucks. Not only does he use more hair product than any other cast member on The Hills, he is on tape treating your relationship as the joke that it is. Why would you still be with him? 9 million viewers cannot be wrong.
Worried that you had a lobotomy rather than rhinoplasty,
Jennifer
Why are you such a bitch to LC? All she did was comment that you did not call her after the sex tape scandal. Did you really have to tell US Weekly that you were recovering from your plastic surgery? Now instead of looking for evidence of an LC/Jason sex tape online, I find myself looking for pics of the new you. Boobs and nose? Were you afraid that we would not notice? Way to try to get yourself back on the C List.
Now on to your “boy”friend Spencer. He sucks. Not only does he use more hair product than any other cast member on The Hills, he is on tape treating your relationship as the joke that it is. Why would you still be with him? 9 million viewers cannot be wrong.
Worried that you had a lobotomy rather than rhinoplasty,
Jennifer
Dear MTV's The Hills,
Thank you for providing me with so much early 20's angst every Monday evening. You make me pine for Heidi's hair, swear off men that look like squirrels, and make me wish Jen would go back to her trailer home we all know she owns. Thank you for making me realize how uneventful my life is, and how much I live through the lives of my favorite C-list celebrities. If you don't make a 3rd season, I'll become a VH1 groupie.
Looking forward to next week,
Jackie "I'm obsessed with pseudo-reality TV" Milazzo
Thank you for providing me with so much early 20's angst every Monday evening. You make me pine for Heidi's hair, swear off men that look like squirrels, and make me wish Jen would go back to her trailer home we all know she owns. Thank you for making me realize how uneventful my life is, and how much I live through the lives of my favorite C-list celebrities. If you don't make a 3rd season, I'll become a VH1 groupie.
Looking forward to next week,
Jackie "I'm obsessed with pseudo-reality TV" Milazzo
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