Dear Allie From "Newport Harbor" Aka The New Laguna,
Can I just say how incredibly impressed I was by your behavior last night on my television screen? Seriously, you are my new idol. For once, you rich bitches are NOT trying to steal each other's boyfriends and be evil, conniving little back-stabbers. How amazing and classy of you to think of someone other than yourself and refuse Chase's advances while he has a girlfriend. You clearly have feelings for this boy, yet you are so confident you don't need to give in to his flirting. Why? Because you put yourself in his current boo's shoes and are too nice of a person to do that to someone else. Can EVERY laguna/newport/teen girl/20 something girl be more like you?
Way to put a halt to the petty drama...even if it was a for a fleeting second...and totally scripted.
Love Ya, Bitch,
A
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Showing posts with label tweens. Show all posts
Tween pages who sit outside my office all day,
I understand that you think you are a big shot now that you intern at the general assembly. News flash: this is the state government. Bush isn't #1 on my speed dial and Pelosi is not my home girl. However, I am still more important than you and I do not want to hear you talk all day long about the cool new color of your braces or how Tommy checked "yes" and you are now bf/gf. I have more important things to do…like check this blog and people.com hourly.
Wishing I was on the beach with a big drink instead of near you,
Milaz
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