You are pretty much an adult now. There is no reason to demonstrate how to do a proper "dropkick" when you are drunk. Injuries will surely result, much like they did last week. You are now going to have to explain at Thanksgiving why you have come home with a limp and a bum knee.
And, it would probably be best if you stopped hooking up with dudes at the moment you pass out. If you can't stay awake during the hook-up, its not worth it. Being an inactive participant doesn't benefit you in the long run.
Next time your concious goes out the door, try not to let your dignity follow.