Um, I hope people know I'm joking when I act like I'm the most amazing person on the planet. Unfortch, you seem pretty serious.
Hmmm, A
Dear Miss South Carolina,
Beauty AND brains. Well played.
Loving It, A
Dear BET,
Thanks for this.
Love, A
Dear Beyonce,
Gah, you're really having a rough go-round this year, no?
Sux, A
Dear Amy,
Heard you finally gave up this fight. Quitter.
You're Hot, A
Dear "God Warrior",
Jesus called, he said calm the fuck down. He also said if he loved you more, he would have given you more than 3 teeth and a smaller ass.
I need to go pray now, you scare me that much.
You Need Medication, A (Child of Jesus)
Dear Beyonce,
Why does this NEVER get old?
Love, A
Dear Lonelygirl15,
Why are you so bangin? Maybe its the fact that your dorkiness is completely endearing. Or maybe it's the fact that you're an actress who poses to be a legit video blogging tween. Whatever, you're hot and I would make out with you.
