Dear blue balls,

Do you really exist? If so, can you compare the pain you cause a guy to something a girl can feel? Can it be so bad that you make a guy start limping?

I think I've met you, but not exactly sure. I'm going to go read my Sex For Dummies book to find out more...

Hoping there's an illustration,
Em

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, they exist. The pain is PHENOMENAL. It's akin to slipping backwards on an ice rink and cracking your skull so hard you see stars. Or dental surgery after the novocaine wears off...except, obviously, that the pain is in the lower abdomen.

This condition is easily cured, however. And a fella can administer the treatment himself provided he can find privacy. (e.g., The popular "We'd better have sex because it's dangerous to my health." ploy is a bunch of crap.)

-T

Betty Incognito said...

LMfaoooooooooooooo awesome....