Dear dude I was dating for like a second,

You're the first person I've dated like... ever after my failed 6 year relationship. So I just wanted to say thanks for showing me the ropes. You know, you act really cute and make me really like you, then proceed to take advantage of me, and finally you silently disappear. Now I know what to expect and why my single friends are so goddamn bitter. For the record, you aren't that good in the sack and I can (and will) upgrade soon.

Thanks for the memories asshole,
~LaDiva~

2 comments:

Tyler the Video Guy said...

I'm in the LA area and available for upgradedness. LOL

cj said...

Had that happen to me about....3 weeks ago. I did upgrade. I prefer the upgrade.

Go get 'em, Tiger.