dear stomach,

would you please just explode already?
i'm sorry for being the dumbest bitch ever this morning and putting a whole bagel with cream cheese in you this morning after consuming approx. 98 cups of the hunch punch last night... but you're supposed to have carbohydrates after you drink, right?

WRONG.

i feel like asshole. please, god, just let me puke.
or kill me.

now.

i hate everything,
-c