dear stomach,

would you please just explode already?
i'm sorry for being the dumbest bitch ever this morning and putting a whole bagel with cream cheese in you this morning after consuming approx. 98 cups of the hunch punch last night... but you're supposed to have carbohydrates after you drink, right?


i feel like asshole. please, god, just let me puke.
or kill me.


i hate everything,

1 comment:

Kevin said...

Protein works well. I use peanut butter if I drink too much, and it's sweet so it's tasty.