Dear Employment Promotion-
I am really excited about you and the relocation. However, waiting until Sunday night to find out where I am going is killing me. I also love how i am supposed to start you on Tuesday, maybe Monday. But that's not the issue...I work well under pressure (Thats how i got the job...)Let's send me somewhere awesome. Perhaps Virginia Beach. Albequrque would rock, also.
D.C. would be really rad.
Or maybe even just Northern Virginia. The Alexandria office? Fairfax? Please?