Dear Hot Girls of my Social Circle:
That’s right, not “bunnies.” Just “girls.”
Until the election season / financial meltdown caused you to become horrific psycho-bitch-beasts, we used to get along great.
In fact, we had a BLAST. What happened?
I basked in the presence of your hotnesses, and you got entertained and validated by snide ol’ me – who made no bones about finding you achingly pretty while amusing you with cutting and clever banter. You got bullshit-free and honest validation, and I got accepted just being myself. I don’t have to pretend anything and I don’t take any more than what you have on offer. Simple, right?
Why have all all of you (okay, most), in UNISON, gotten all insecure, twitchy and intolerant of me being insensitively funny. It USED to be hilarious…but now that your world is a little shaky, that makes me a caloused dick? What’s changes? News flash…I AM a caloused dick…I swear, if one more of you tells me to keep my thoughts to myself….
And please…I’m just curious…HOW did you all manage to go off the deep end AT THE SAME TIME?! Most of you don’t even know each other!!! Do you have a hive mind or something? Have you ALL gone off your meds? And it’s not even just you romantical-types! Coworkers, friends… you’ve all gone completely peoples-court-plaintiff on me. WHY? Is it just the turmoil in the world?
Getting a new president, losing a job, economic downturns…this shit happens every few years to everybody, it’s called a CYCLE for a reason. Just deal with shit. It’s not like our overspent economy wasn’t doomed for a long time – and it’s not like we’ve never has an election before. Nobody’s dying that hasn’t been dying for the past 6 years. Why now? Pre-election and pre-crisis…when we were “just in a war” you all were perfectly calm and content. Maybe you should all think about that.
So, no, I won’t “just keep it to myself” when I think one of you is treating your family shitty, or I worry that your drug habit is a problem (I’m in RECOVERY, woman…I don’t have the luxury to consider any other path), or I have a political or policy opinion you disagree with, or think that going to late dinners with a married dude who’s “financially secure” is stupid. (“Secure” riiiight…how much you wanna bet? You’re so getting played.)
Put simply: You bring it up? I make a comment. Capice? I will NEVER just shut my mouth and smile.
Why won’t I just go with the flow?
Well, for starters, treating people bad is just nasty. It’s just not on. I can’t roll with it. I gotta say somethin’. But more than that, if I have to bullshit you, what the fuck is in it for me, then? I need acceptance of ME…I don’t crave acceptance as a mannequin.
Seriously. I take “less” from all you all because I don’t have it in me to do all the ass-kissing “please validate me little miss hotness” begging that all those other zombies have to shovel to make it onto you’re A-Team. Maybe that does make me an “insecure, codependent loser with an inferiority=2 0complex.” But I don’t pretend ANYTHING. At least I’m not the one hanging with a “loser.”
No, we all hang because I like being around you ; and at least I THOUGHT you liked that I’m not fake. If I’m wrong and that ain’t it, I gotta go.
You’ve never seen me get all pissed because I’m not YOUR first priority for a Saturday night, right? Why are you getting mad at me for thinking something you don’t agree with? Just because it’s not funny at someone else’s expense? Or is it because there’s something in me that’s serious and doesn’t simply reflect what you want to see?
Either way, be ing a shit to others ISN’T funny. Even I can’t make a joke out of that one. Being a hypocrite isn’t okay. I DO have principles and actually…sometimes…take action in line with them. I GET TO do that. Get it? I’m a fucking person.
Maybe you only liked it so long as my “telling it like it is” was aimed at others? Well tough. You don’t like it, fine, but tell me why. Discuss it with me and we can agree to disagree. Let me have thoughts. Don’t tell me to shut up.
I tell my friends what I think. If we aren’t at least friends, then fuck off. There are plenty of retards in line to blow sunsh ine up your ass…you’ll never need worry about getting honesty from any of them.
Are there any real bunnies left?
p.s. And why are no dudes losing their fucking minds right now? Is it just because football season’s underway? I love being easily entertained.