Dear Girl In My Office-

You are retarded. I have no idea how you have received the distinction of being a director. You can't form a sentence without using the word "like" at least 14 times, "youknowwhaimean" twice, and a few "ums"(kids in England get thrown out of school for this, you know). Also-learn how to use a copy machine. Have you ever stopped to think that it may not be a mechanical fault? Maybe its the operator? Also known as you? Also, please stop accusing the machine of being on drugs. If i hear you say "the printer's on meth" one more time, i'm going to throw you in to the river. You are making it very hard for me to go into work today. Luckily, i am so committed to this campaign i'm willing to overdose on advil to make it happen.

I guess Its only for a few more days....

Also, stop eating all of my grapes.

Clueless was like, so, 10 years ago or something. Youknowwhaimean?-
-cj.