Dear Fat BIOTCH at work,
In order to lose weight you have to actually go to the gym.....eating nasty smelling nustrisystem meals is clearly not working so why don't you try actually working out for once!! Also, you seriously took a week off of work because you were gettign a new cat?!?!?! And nooooo i did not want to see 30 pictures of said cat....ugh! You might as well sew up your vajay-jay.
Do you not want to get laid EVER?!?!,