Dear Fat BIOTCH at work,
 
In order to lose weight you have to actually go to the gym.....eating nasty smelling nustrisystem meals is clearly not working so why don't you try actually working out for once!!  Also, you seriously took a week off of work because you were gettign a new cat?!?!?!  And nooooo i did not want to see 30 pictures of said cat....ugh!  You might as well sew up your vajay-jay.
 
Do you not want to get laid EVER?!?!,
 
D
 
 
 
 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha you may as well sew up ur vadge- FUNNY!

Irma said...

ugh what is it with cat people??

Anonymous said...

why do you need a week off of work when you get a new cat?

C

STHedlund said...

Really? A week off of work? I got my cat on the way home FROM work...And eating right and exercising is NOT that hard if you have self discipline. It kind of sounds like where I work...Some people just never figure it out...