Dear Metabolism:
Fuck, man, where did you go? We used to kill cheeseburgers and fries like is was our job. You gotta come back because it's harder to make bunnies look if we're fat, dude. This whole new "what you eat makes a difference" thing sucks.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

no crap... I used to eat mcd's all the time and no gut... no it's a struggle to keep it off.