Dear Hurricane Hannah,

Wow, thanks for not actually drowning CF and I when we drunkenly attempted to swim in the ocean Friday night. You hadn't actually hit the Eastern Shore yet but your friend Ridiculously Strong Undertow crashed our party early. We only got about waste deep but there was some definate wipe out potential there. Okay yeah, we may make some questionable decisions when drunk but... well actually I can't think of an end to that sentence. We're dumb.

NOT a dolphin,
Shameless