Dear Work,

Getting a little crazy huh? I guess you are freaking out that many of your peeps are going out on maternity leave. Well stop bothering me. I can't keep up with the election, online shopping and leaving your ass behind for a NEW Hot Work Stud. Yes I am cheating on you when I am with you. Treat me with respect Work and I might give you notice before I peace out. You are coming between my g-chats with Shameless.

Hate you bitch,
Buddha