Dear White Dress,

Why did I think I could get away with wearing you for a night of heavy drinking? Sure you are cute but when lack of hand eye coordination meets extreme inebriation and a complete carelessness for all liquids (the Aussies used to threaten to make me use a sippy cup) THIS is almost always the end result.

Wondering what I could possibly wear to my own wedding,


Anonymous said...

If it makes you feel better, I was looking at your boobs in this photo more than your spill.


P.S. You have a great rack

Shameless said...