Dear ex,

It's cool that you like someone else and all... but I really thought you had better taste! I'm a hot babe obvi.... but this new girl is seriously fug. I'm not just being a byach either, she's got 30 lbs on me, acne face, and desperately needs a nose job. I'm sure she's "nice" or whatever.. but sick me out. No wonder you still want to hang out with me and go to the beach so you can remember how hot I am in my string bikini. Talk about a downgrade...

~Ladiva~