Dear friend who keeps doing that "I miss my girlfriend" thing every
time we hang out,

I'm sorry if you felt uncomfortable when I told you The Dark Knight was a
"sexy, sexy movie. I think I just hit puberty again." Clearly you
didn't spend your two hours staring at Batman's crotch in full-on
gigantic IMAX.

Why so serious?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

glad i wasn't the only one!

- is