Dear guy at the bar,

I'm pretty sure that when you sought me out as the one to ask "Where's the pisser?" to, you shattered all my expectations for guys in their 20's. Do I look like the type of girl who would know "where the pisser" is?!?! Someone please remind me why I'm entering the dating scene again before I take up knitting and never leave the house again.

Shocked and appalled,
~LaDiva~

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reminding you: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. ;)
-Eloise

Anonymous said...

Vibrators also never need to use the pisser.

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