Dear summer,

Could you please let me know why you're sucking so much? Vacationing is obviously not going to happen, my friends are lazier than I am, and the ever-looming threat of yet another year of education is quickly approaching. I'd appreciate it if you could go out with a bang to make up for nearly two months of utter boredom.

That, or maybe I should get new friends.

Wishing I was on a beach instead of in the suburbs,
Is