dear boyfriends mom,

you're fucking hilarious. awkward at times (like, every time), but i still love you.

here's a few of her golden nuggets:

1) "when b was little he used to catch our pets and end up with mouthfuls of hair. tell me, does he still nibble?"

2) "are you staying for dinner? i know b's sweet but i doubt he can fill you up."

3) "you two would have beautiful children."

4) "do you smoke cigarettes? oh well if you do. i used to. drink a little beer, smoke some cigs, and, lets not get into the rest..."

5) "oh cute shirt. do you give him sexy shows?"

oh boy.

-j