Dear Sexy L.A. Man,

Not only did you give me the greatest 6-timer night of sex, but now you have given me 3 counts of phone sex in 2 weeks. Ummm. Get your ass on a plane and come see me now sir. You're horniness is way too contagious for us to be on opposite sides of the country. Praying you land another commercial so you can afford to fly the friendly skies...also praying you realize actors can find work in nyc too...

rawr,
blondie