Dear Cosmo,

Thanks for issuing a new magazine every month which poses to contribute something new about gynecological visits, sex positions, menstruation, or how to play with a guy's balls. After loyal years of reading, I'm starting to notice you never say anything new. Oh, and also I have no need to know how to make my man or his 'member' feel good considering I'm always man-less. But hey, I'm glad to know that if i ever meet one that i'm into and he's a Sagittarius, i should prob walk away because we cosmically clash.

Keep Fighting the Fight, I'll Probs Keep Buying,
A