Dear Target Stores, Inc.,
Thank you for making me feel like a fashionista with your under-$30, yet still designer, clothing. It's hard enough having no money, but when you want to look cute, you always come through. I actually hate your "GO International" shit because lately it's been really uggo. But Isaac Mizrahi, I commend you for slumming out your line in a discount store AND Bergdorf's!
Your faithful shopper and paycheck-to-paycheck-er,