dear 300 lb. woman at my gym,
Thanks for wandering aimlessly through the locker room completely naked the other day. i like how you chose to carry your towel in your hand instead of using it to cover up the wool sweater you call your vag. i really appreciate the way you sat your bare ass on the bench i sit on to change my shoes. i also thought it was complete class when you sat spread eagle and picked fungus out of your toes. i admire your confidence, i just wish you wouldn't look me in the eye like that when you saunter around buck ass naked.
keep it classy,