Dear Geoff(spelled Gee-off and I really hate that),

You are very awkward. I commend you for having the balls to walk over and strike up a conversation with me, but it is abundantly clear that you have issues. I much prefer people who are straightforward and comfortable with themselves...you strike me as neither. Unfortunately, I'm a nice girl and don't believe in handing out fake numbers because i feel like any man who is brazen enough to ask for a girl's number should be reinforced. However, I am crossing my fingers that your memory is not what you claim and the numbers that I quickly sprouted off have been jumbled and long forgotten.

Cheers,
A