Dear Med Students, Law Students, Doctors, and Lawyers,
Your career path is not overly appealing. No one cares. I would rather date a homeless guy if he had a good heart. Ok, that's an exaggeration. I might settle for a Type A personality over Meth use.
P.S. But seriously, stop expecting my face to light up with glee and my legs to automatically spread when you tell me what you do.