Dear Fear of Commitment,

Where in the fuck did you come from? So what if several of my good friends have gotten engaged slash married and some have even had kids. This shouldn't scare me. We are real people now with real people jobs and real people bills. I'm 23 going on 24; it might be time to sack up and actually stay in a relationship longer than 5 months. At this rate I will never get married and have 2.5 kids, an SUV, and a house in the 'burbs.

I long for you,
Paul

Post Script: Sike! I'm having way to much fun blacking out every weekend. Serious long term relationships can lick my testes.