I think I lost a significant amount of brain cells when we went to the beach bar for 7 hours rather than going to the beach...on top of the 900,003 other times we were drinking heavily. This is why I cannot focus and can't pull it together at work this morning. This is also why I am having a difficult time composing sentences that make any sense whatsoever. And maybe it is why when my boss just made a sarcastic comment to me, I looked at him and said "Don't be a jerk."
With the help of all of your memories, get me through this week so I can make more poor life decisions next weekend.