Dear Vintage 70s style high waisted jeans,

I can't believe I justified spending a hundo on you (kinda a steal), despite the fact that you were previously worn just because you were in the window and I didn't want anyone else to have you. you are super hot but draw ridiculous attention to my badonk with your no-pockets, ass hugging back. I wish my best friend were in the same city to cheer me on when I go out in them bc it will take balls. Its hard and financially challenging to be fashion forward (okay, backward).

I love you though.


Milazzo said...

eeee bring them next weekend :)

A said...

duh. i was totally planning on it. i'm getting them hemmed right now.