Dear Calories and Money,
So I've been doing some thinking and I'm going to spare the poppycock* and get straight to the point: I think you should flip-flop your little gain/expenditure schedules you've somehow gotten into the groove of.
Calories you are so easy to come by but yet so hard to get rid of. And you, money, so much harder to come by yet so so so easy to spend. Just think what a fantabulous place the world would be if y'all just did a lil' swappity swap. We'd all have bangin' bodies to go with our rad new threads...oh the possibilities...
So whatdaya say?
M in SF
*Here would be a pretty good spot to have the definition of poppycock, wouldn't it?