Dear guy who got arrested on my lunch break,
Next time you're arrested for something you "didn't do," pick a locale other than the Starbucks patio in Indy's self-proclaimed 'art & theater district' to rendezvous with the sheriff. Not only did you freak me out a little, you also scared a little old lady enjoying her iced latte and even worse, you made me lose my train of thought ~ just as I was deciding what kind of booze to bring to girls' night. Also, your tie was ugly.
Good luck making bail,