Dear stupid boy,

Don't try and get me naked, hook up, treat me like your gf all weekend and then say we can hang out "as friends." Next time we hang out, I'll be paying attention to all the other guys in the bar and not you.

On the other hand…a long distance thing wouldn't work out anyway, so I might be ok with hooking up and being "just friends." Let's see if I find someone better when we're out and then I'll decide whether to go home with you

Don't judge – girls gotta get some,
Em