Dear Europeans,

Okay, I´ll give you the euro-mullets just because your soccer players who sport them are so f-ing hot..maybe even the euro-techno. But i draw the line at the euro-ratail and the euro-fauxhawk that fades into a mullet which is then dreaded. Most importantly, the following image of a couple I spotted at the Flea market made me 1. really concerned for fleas and 2. not at all surprised. Please stop dissensitizing me to ugliness.

VOM,
Massie