Dear Baltimore City Motor Vehicle Administration:

Here are things that were simply amazing about my recent trip to get my Maryland drivers license:

1) the gentleman in front of me in line freely offered me the information that he was "there to get his license back from the courts"

2) same dude so graciously said, "damn, you are the best looking woman that's been in here all day. Your feet are real pretty. I want to take you out and get your feet done."

3) ...he also asked if I was married.

4) your doors are guarded by armed policemen.

However, I appreciate that I was somehow in and out in under 45 minutes.

Keeping life interesting,

gg