Dear Dear Lifers,

Allow me to sum my life up for you in haiku:

Dear My Ex-Boyfriend,
Even though we aren't dating
You have made me smile.

Dear Crush's Girlfriend,
I'm meeting you in two weeks?!?
I better get thin.

Dear Lack of A/C,
Sleeping nude is only fun
Post-getting booty.

Dear God, Are You There?
It's me, R, and we should chat
About why I'm alone. :(

Dear Brita Filter,
You will bring me clean water.
Yay! No more chlorine!

Love,
R