Dear Latino boy I'm dating,

Let's have sex soon, if only so I can find out if you're circumcised. I hear a lot of men in Latin America aren't, and I really can't wait to find out if you're still in possession of your foreskin or not. Seriously, the suspense is killing me — like waiting to open a Christmas present that's just sitting under the tree.

You just texted me asking to hang out tonight so here's hoping,


PS If you could be super hung, that would be fab too.


Anonymous said...

literally 50% of the guys I've slept with are not circumcised. Do I just have some weird luck??

I honestly don't mind it at all, when they're hard, you wouldn't be able to differentiate.

Anonymous said...

A dick is a dick. Unless it's a leg.

Anonymous said...

Uh...since when do (straight) women have to hope for sex? All you have to do is ask. Seriously. Us dudes don't say no...I mean, unless you're married or something. And even then, so long as you're hot, your odds are still good.


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