Dear Dear Lifers:

I love you SOOHOOOHOO MUCH for your public resolutions and steady discussion of your own undergarments and naughty bits...it's fabulously refreshing to know that no matter how much obsessing I do about women's curves, all y'all think about your own shapes more than I will ever be able.

Truth be told, I occasionally feel almost guilty for objectifying you hotties with my inability to see past your hotness. It's nice to know that we have at least one thing in common...our shared infatuation with your appearance.

Guilt-relieved <3
-T