Dear Self,

Sooo I don't know why you were all anxious to meet the New Crush's girlfriend in two weekends. In fact, that's probably evidence that you are certifiable. Therefore, we are going to go camping and tubing that weekend, instead. If she and he are as much on the potential marriage track as they apparently are (despite being led to believe otherwise as recently as two months ago) then I guess I'll have more than enough time to torture myself with her presence. Why prolong the agony of knowing from personal experience how cute and blonde and Midwestern she is?

Camping with a bunch of lesbians will be fun!

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