dear dear life,

i refresh you every day and you haven't changed. is everyone okay? is it my sidekick web browser? what's going onnnn? in any event, i miss you!

love,
-j

ps. A, if you're just really, really busy then its all good. haha.

RE:

Dear Person I Have Anonymously Been Stealing Internet From For The Past 6 Months,

Who told you you could move?

Internetly Challenged,
A