Dear My Stockbroker:

Remember back in September when you told me I was insane to sell off 1/3 of all my stocks? Remember when you said it was stupid to invest based on rumors of recession and macroeconomic indicators like inflation and the Fed rate? Good thing I didn't listen, huh? How much more would I have lost in the last 9 months?

Thanks for trying to lose me shitloads more money you incompetent fucktard. If I'm going to pay pay somebody for doing nothing, they need to be smarter. Hove fun being fired.

-T