Dear Alcohol

I hate you! I hate you so much! Because of you, I was, once again, the drunk crying girl in the middle of the club. Because of you, I phoned an ex-fling, who I don't even speak to anymore, to ask him to come and pick me up. Because of you, I had to give a class drunk. Because of you, I was unable to do anything for the whole day.

Fuck you
T.I.

ps. We can totally work this out if you promise to be nicer to me next time ;)