Dear Myspace users under the age of 18,
Get the f*ck off of Myspace! As a matter of fact, get the f*ck off of the internet PERIOD! You little bastards are seriously effing it up for the rest of us who just want to see goofy drunken pictures of our friends over the weekend, or send out bulletins about a new pair of shoes we just bought. As far as I am aware of, we are not on Myspace, sending out "bullying" messages to some random girl or guy in our 5th period science class and then trying to act all "gangsta" and beat them up in the girls locker room.
You little f*ckers need to go to hell, seriously. Stop using the internet to send these stupid, childish messages because you are too full of sh*t to say any of these things in person. Why don't you just take your little ass to soccer practice, buy some freaking Jonas Brothers tickets, have a freaking Cap'n Crunch milk shake and CHILL THE F*CK OUT!
I swear to Jeebus, if i see ONE MORE freakin story about one of you little bastards using Myspace to bully some random kid in Idaho or to punk your Math tutor, I'm gonna start issuing out Compton-style ass whoopins.
Keepin it strictly Facebook,