Dear Dan from Dallas:

Holy shit do you have the world's biggest dick or what?!?!??! Man. I actually considered calling room service for a starter penis, being slightly unsure I could fit yours in cold. My favorite part of the whole romp was when I told you no legs on shoulders b/c you were too big.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you might have damaged one of my lungs,
b

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

As the saying goes-- everything is bigger in Texas!

massie said...

BAHAHAHAH-starter penis!