Dear my bf's daughter,
You are my little toddler copilot and I wish your mother wasn't such a
dirty whore. But anyhow, here is my ode to you, Mamas...
Famous Little Mama quotes:
"I'm not sleepy, I'm (her name)!"
"Where did her get that hair?!"
"You're a paper face!"
"No daddy, you can't get on the slide, your head is too big"
"When you done reading that book, read it again, cuz you are not done"
"My mommies name is Vagina"
"Daddy, can i have 2 dollars for pink shoes?"
And no matter what anyone says, you TOTALLY take after me.
Love you Punkin,