Meditations that would otherwise go unheard.
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Dear Rod's Bleu Cheese Salad Dressing,
I'm not sure which disturbs me most:
1. The name "Rod's" being associated with a creamy, white substance
2. The idea of "artificial bleu cheese flavor"
3. The fact that you look like you're about to spooge all over my kitchen table
Glad you came on the side and not on my salad,
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