Dear B,

Sorry, you are right: I mixed up median and mean (aka "average"). My bad. However, in my defense, it's a relatively minor error--- one which ultimately doesn't detract from the main point, even if it is slightly embarrassing to me. In the meantime, rest assured that although Miss Teen South Carolina is probably better looking than I, I currently am on the phone with a guy who is busy telling me how incredible my body is. And just last week my boyfriend told me that if I ate p**** as well as I sucked dick, I'd be an amazing lesbian.

Cheers back,
R

PS I appreciate your concern for my ability to locate the US on a map. Please know that I can, in fact, find America on a map. I can even find Canada and Mexico, too! Mexico's the one on top of US, right??