Dear Abercrombie Shirt Boy,

That apparel was cool back when Lance Bass was straight. So pretty much never.

Furthermore, I will agree that sometimes SLIGHT product is a necessary evil on some hair types, but last time I checked using Crisco on your locks making them as crunchy as uncooked ramin noodles is never alright. You probs use that shit on your pubes too....

Grody,
A